Ouija Love Relationship Advice

KEN KORCZAK:

Here is an Ouija session that resulted in some rather unusual relationship advice from an entity whom called itself "Kentu."

I think the session speaks for itself, so without further ado -- here it is:

Session Opening: Greetings! We are casting out our minds and consciousness for contact with a being of immense intelligence and wisdom that can help us with a difficult problem! Does anyone care to speak with us!

The oracle started moving swiftly across the board right away.

Answer: "GREETINGS! I AM NEAR. FROM WHERE DO YOU SPEAK?

Question: We are human beings on the planet earth. We are materialized into physical existence, but we also have consciousness which may or may not be transphysical.

Answer: "WHY DO YOU QUESTION THE NATURE OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS?

Question: Because we are basically skeptics, and if we are not 100% sure of something, we try to be careful. Do you have a name we can call you?

ANSWER: I HAVE NO NAME, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME KENTU.

Question: How interesting. You know, I am immediately suspicious because my name is Ken, and your name is Kentu -- this sounds to me like a it might be implying that you are actually a higher aspect of my own personality -- as in Ken-2, or Ken II. Is this the case? Are you a fragment of my own greater being?

ANSWER: NO! THE NAME I CHOOSE WAS ARBITRARY BUT MAY HAVE BEEN INFLUENCED BY THE RESONANCE OF OUR COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.

Question. Okay. So, will you help us today?

ANSWER: WHAT KNOWLEDGE DO YOU SEEK?

Question: Well, a friend of ours has a problem that is very common here on earth, and we want to know the best way to help him because we are out of ideas. Will you listen to our friend's problem and offer a solution?

ANSWER: I WILL LISTEN.

Question: Great! Here's the deal. Our good friend Randy is engaged to a woman, Brenda, who controls every aspect of his life. She is totally dominant and dictates every aspect of his relationship. We feel sorry for him and we think it is a mistake to marry her. But he won't listen to us. What can we do?

ANSWER: PLEASE DESCRIBE A TYPICAL INTERACTION BETWEEN RANDY AND BRENDA.

Question: Yes, okay. Well, last night a group of us went to the movies, which was in a location about 50 miles from where we live. There were six of us in the van, including Randy and Brenda. Randy was driving. We decided to stop for pizza after the movie, and we took into into the van to eat on the drive back home. At first, Brenda said she didn't want any, then about 10 miles down the road, she said she wanted a slice of pizza. So Randy gave her a slice, and Brenda started carping and complaining at Randy immediately because the pizza had bacon bits on it. She yelled at Randy, telling him that he knew that she hates bacon bits. Randy said he was sorry, but she kept harping at him, and told him to turn around and go back into town and buy her some Kentucky Fried Chicken. We all thought Randy would tell her to be reasonable, but instead, he turned right around and drove us all back the 10 miles or so to town, and went to Kentucky Fried Chicken, so Brenda could get an order of Extra-Crispy Chicken. It was very uncomfortable for all of us because Brenda treated our friend Randy basically like as pet dog. This is the kind of thing she does all the time, yet he still plans to marry her. What should we do to help?

ANSWER: WHAT IS A VAN?

Question: In our world, we have developed systems of transportation that can carry us over long distances. A van is basically a mechanical device which is powered by means of the controlled explosion of a highly volatile liquid called gasoline within its power-generating mechanism. This enables the van to move at great speeds over long distances. Furthermore, the van has space within it for physical beings like ourselves to sit inside of it, and thus enabling us to transport ourselves through physical space.

ANSWER: THIS IS ALL BEGINNING TO SOUND FAMILIAR. YOU MAY BE A VERY PRIMITIVE SPECIES WELL KNOWN IN SOME SECTORS -- AND YOU ARE WELL-KNOWN TO BE TRAPPED IN A VERY INTENSE ILLUSION OF PHYSICAL MATTER WHICH YOU STRUGGLE AGAINST DURING ALL OF THIS PHASE OF YOUR EXISTENCE.

Question: Yes, perhaps -- but could we get back to our central concern -- the plight of Randy and Brenda?

ANSWER: YES. BUT FIRST, MAY I SPEAK TO THIS "VAN"?

Question: "I'm sorry, no. The Van does not have consciousness, and thus cannot speak. The van is a primitive device -- only a tool, really -- with no mind, as far as we know.

ANSWER: THAT IS DOUBTFUL. CONSCIOUSNESS IS INFUSED THROUGHOUT REALITY.

Question: That sound very wise. But first, will you help us with Randy and Brenda's problem. What do you recommend?

ANSWER: I WILL SPEAK. IT IS EASY FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM. AS YOU MAY KNOW, IN YOUR ENTRAPMENT IN PHYSICAL REALITY, YOU OFTEN EXCHANGE ONE BODY FOR ANOTHER -- YOU HAVE WHAT YOU PERCEIVE AS OTHER LIVES IN OTHER CONSTRUCTS. THEIR PROBLEM STEMS FROM THIS.

Question: Do you mean something like reincarnation -- in this case, Randy and Brenda had other lives at some other times which are influencing their lives today?

(note: I am editing out a lengthy digression here about the nature of reincarnation as explained to us by Kentu -- but the bottom line in, Kentu said that Randy and Brenda had known each other in other lives in another time. Now, Kentu continues):

ANSWER: IN THEIR PREVIOUS LIVES, THEIR ROLES WERE REVERSED, BRENDA WAS A SERVANT IN THE FAMILY OF RANDY, AND RANDY COMMANDED TOTAL POWER OVER HER, OFTEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER IN MANY WAYS.

Question: You mean, including sexually?

ANSWER: YES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, RANDY DOMINATED HER PSYCHOLOGICALLY, AND FORCED HER TO PERFORM CERTAIN TROUBLING EXPERIMENTS.

Question: Could you describe such an experiment Randy forced Brenda to perform?

ANSWER: RANDY CONSIDERED BRENDA TO HAVE AN EXTREMELY SCATTERED AND UNDISCIPLINED MENTAL PROCESS, SO HE DEVELOPED AN EXERCISE WHICH HE ORDERED HER TO PERFORM EVERY DAY. THE EXERCISE CONSISTED OF TAKING A BOWL FILLED WITH GRAINS OF CORN AND AN EMPTY BOWL. RANDY TOLD BRENDA TO SIT DOWN AND TAKE OUT THE KERNALS OF CORN ONE AT A TIME FROM THE BOWL, AND PLACE THEM IN A SECOND BOWL. SHE WAS TO DO THIS WHILE NOT THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. THE PROCESS TOOK MORE THAN TWO HOURS EACH TIME. BRENDA SEVERELY HATED SITTING THEIR TRANSFERRING SINGLE KERNALS OF CORN FROM ONE BOWL TO ANOTHER, FOR NO APPARENT REASON THAT SHE COULD UNDERSTAND. BUT RANDY FELT THIS WOULD HELP HER CONTROL HER MIND AND WILL POWER, AND CAUSE HER TO BECOME MORE FOCUSED IN HER BASIC REALITY.

Question: How odd. How long did this go on?

ANSWER: BRENDA PERFORMED TO CORN EXERCISE EVERY DAY FOR MANY YEARS OF HER EXISTENCE IN THAT FORM, UNTIL SHE DIED.

Question: Did it ever help her?

ANSWER: THE EXERCISE GAVE BRENDA TREMENDOUS PERSONAL MENTAL POWER, AND MUCH IF TRANSFERRED TO HER NEW EXISTENCE -- WHEN SHE RE-ENCOUNTERED RANDY AGAIN IN THEIR CURRENT INCARNATIONS, SHE IS SEEKING TO BALANCE THE AGONY OF CORN EXERCISE BY NOW TAKING COMPLETE CONTROL OF RANDY'S LIFE.

Question: Well, that explains a lot. So what can we do now to help Randy -- and Brenda, for that matter?

ANSWER: SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH THEM. IT WILL GIVE THEM THE PERSPECTIVE TO MAKE CHANGES IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

Question: Thank you, Kentu! You are indeed wise!

ANSWER: I HAVE ENJOYED COMMUNICATING WITH YOU. IT IS CUSTOMARY IN MY WORLD TO PART WITH THE "SONG OF THE NEXUS."

Practinna Len Boltronn-h
Vacccloum or dolum
Visteenn Practinna Sah Ver
Wieolos ten Sennna
Blodscce Penna t'r
Ill senna vras
Pollloon Feg mire bal dordrunn

Question: Thank you for that profound song, which we will treasure! Can you suggest a musical score so that we may manifest this song in our own reality more fully?

But after that, Kentu was gone -- evidentally, the "Song of the Nexus: is his complete sign-off.

Here's what happened then: We told Randy about the whole corn deal, and how he has been a real a-hole to Brenda in a previous life, and we told him to discuss it with Brenda. He tried, but she refused to listen, and told him to stop hanging around with those "idiots and their Ouija Board." So they got married, and we still think they have the relationship from hell. But we tried. We keep telling Randy to bring up the corn thing, but he is afraid to.

Then we suggested to Randy that he start performing the corn ritual at home to make atones for what he did to Brenda in their previous lives -- but Brenda called him a "retard" and refuses to let him perform the corn exercise.

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